Experiences in Using Mephisto Subliminals

I have bought a few of Mephisto's / Artie Schiff's CD's that are supposed to seduce women subliminally. Never saw much success though. I was intrigued that he now offers 3 DVD's which he says include thousands of subliminal images showing couples engaged in all sorts of sexual acts. Also in the background are again, supposedly thousands of sexual voice stimuli whispering to her to let her inhibitions go and try new things.

Gotta admit - it sounds good. Anyone tried them? I bought a few but was disappointed for these reasons:

You can choose only from 3 very poor quality dvd videos that looked like they were taped with an old VHS camera. Poor contrast and framing. The choices are an Aquarium of fish and a Fireplace and computer graphics. Why would a woman want to sit down and cuddle and watch computer graphics?

First - think about it - you have got to have something your target will want to watch. That being the case these videos need to be high quality and interesting. The aquarium video is fuzzy. I asked for natural aquarium noises to come with it and it sounds like a loud refridgerator for noise. The fireplace scene is backed up to far showing a bottle of wine and glasses by a fireplace. I will provide my own wine Artie - just give a closer framed shot of a beautiful fire with natural fire crackling noises.

Anyway the reason I even took the time to write this is because I feel his concept will work if we can get a better product. Is anyone aware of anyone that produces something like this in a dvd format?

I would love to see them produced in formats like beautiful Caribbean beaches with the water slowly washing on the shore, etc. You know something a woman would want to cuddle and watch with you.

The first DVD of the fireplace I got came with a ghostly windy background noise with shutter noises slamming. Yeah, that will create a romantic mood - give me break. They replaced it with the refrigerator noises. I have had aquariums - you hear bubbles.

One other thing - I feel strongly we should be able to have a copy of the script of what is going on in the background. Everytime I ask for one I get no reply.

Ok guys - any input? This is a great idea - beautiful DVDs of natural scenes with imagery and voices hidden subliminaly. Any help out there?