Okay....here's what you do.
PIck out the hot woman that you want to seduce. Then run to the bathroom and cut off your penis. Then go up to that woman with your bloody penis in your hands and say..."Vincent van Gogh was such a pu$$y. this is my penis damnit! for you. Now...have sex with me."
This has always seemed to work for me.
HILARIOUS MAN!!! Love the humor!
